Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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