Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Penis.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

hard cheese

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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