ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

1+1=2

hard cheese

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Chuck Norris Dies.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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