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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Daym im romantic

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What did death say to life? Go die

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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