- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why was the man sad His got raped

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth