Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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