roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

I LIKE TRAINS

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Anti Joke

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