- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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