- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Major League Soccer

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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