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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Women's Rights

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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