Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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porn-hub

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What do you call a black man? A person

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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