- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you make a car? You build it.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Wanker

Wenis Penis

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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