who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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