- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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