Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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