- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

whats worse than a kane nothing

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

penis

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?