Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

An Artic Storm.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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