It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Nickleback.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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