- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you make a car? You build it.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??