- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had sex.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Has u seen my grammar?

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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