why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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