Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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