How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Women's rights.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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