what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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