- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Obama

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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God wrote this joke.................................

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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woman..parallel parking

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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