Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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richard is fag

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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KONY 2012

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Jebron Lames.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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