How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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