If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Do you love me? No.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Logan's gay

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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