Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What are we then hypocrites?

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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