Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Women's Rights

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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My friend harris is fat.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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see ya

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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