Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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