- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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