- Anti Joke

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11