Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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