What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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