What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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