- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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