Brad Fuller!

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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