- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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