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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What is more worse than death? Death

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Knock Knock opens the door

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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