- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Guess what? AIDS!

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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