“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Bob Saget

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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