- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

homosexuals are gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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