Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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