Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Gay's

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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