Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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