whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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