- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Get off my porch.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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