what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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homosexuals are gay

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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