- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Get off my porch.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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