Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Which is longer? A rope...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Chinese men having large penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -18

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

thumb_up thumb_down -18

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops