- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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