Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

You have friends

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

captcha: all yer base

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

A women's opinion.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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