What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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William wright is Gay

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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