What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Ron Paul for President!

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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