Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What does water smell like? water.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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this site is an antijoke

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