What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Wright flyer

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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God

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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9/11

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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