What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Women's rights.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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