Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

I was once a hamster.

I just drank a cola.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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