- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar....

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

VAGINA.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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