- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

women's rights

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Meow.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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