- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

How do you make a car? You build it.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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