- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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