What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

I just drank a cola.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Christianity

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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