- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

field day?

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Do your parents know you're gay?

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Women's rights.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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