- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Rebecca Black's career.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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