Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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69

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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