- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

VAGINA.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What's circular and round A circle

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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