- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

womens rights.

Why was the woman?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

feminism

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

its snowing on mount fuji

all jokes aside...

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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