- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

British Dentistry

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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