There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

homosexuals are gay

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

women's rights

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

5 people are walking

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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