how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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