why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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