Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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This statement is false.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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