Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

GONNA

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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