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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

men's rights.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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