- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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