- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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