What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Oh...okay, good.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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