- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

There's a god, just kidding.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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