Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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