Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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